Tegan had booked Jesmond Dene House for her 21st birthday back in early January. We’d been checking the menu every week since, trying to decide what we might have to eat. It all sounded incredible so expectation was high. I think we spend half our lives looking at menus. We’re definitely what you’d call ‘foodaholics’. Jesmond Dene House has been awarded three AA Rosettes. It’s a pricey establishment, pricier than some Michelin stared restaurants, hence why we hadn’t yet been there. It’s the kind of place you save for special occasions which this obviously was.
We began our evening with a pre-dinner drink in the old fashioned lounge. Tegan and I both had a cocktail named ‘Flirtini’. It consisted of Grey Goose vodka, Cointreau, strawberry liqueur, pineapple juice and Deutz Brut champagne. It was sweet but right up our street. After ordering, we were shown through to our table which was a large round table at the top of the main restaurant. The first thing I spotted was a cheese trolley which caused a great deal of excitement. I just love cheese trolleys.
Once sat we were served a selection of home-made breads which included; rye bread, plain white baguette and sun-dried tomato and mozzarella. These were served with anchovy butter. I couldn’t decide whether I liked it or not. For me it was quite salty. Shortly after this an amuse bouche arrived. It was a glass pot filled with smooth and creamy chicken liver and foie gras parfait on top of which sat a thin layer of blood orange jelly.
For starters; Tegan, Anne and Laurence ordered the seared veal sweetbreads with Iberian Morcilla sausage, apple and sage. These were just delicious. The sweetbreads were silky and soft and had been lightly battered. The sausage was slightly spiced and complemented the sweetbreads without overpowering them. Rhydian ordered the east coast cockle and clam risotto with Laphroaig single malt whisky sauce and Caroline ordered, off of the House Menu, the salad of smoked duck with fig and blood orange. Richard and I ordered the Kielder venison carpaccio with pickled plums, beetroot and horseradish cream. I was surprised by how much carpaccio there was. It was nice and thin with a very delicate flavour. The plums and beetroot provided a little sweetness and the horseradish cream added a mild kick. There was a sprinkling of chopped hazelnut which added a nutty flavour as well as a little texture. I got that dreaded little thing called food envy again and wished I had ordered the sweetbreads as they were the best starter out of the four on our table.
For mains; Anne, Laurence and Rhydian ordered Tim Oliver’s belted Galloway beef fillet with fine beans, mushroom and truffle puree, Lardo di Colonnata and Perigord sauce. Tegan ordered native lobster with potato gnocchi, lobster tortellini, confit fennel and lobster bisque. Caroline ordered the confit shoulder of pork with crushed swede, shittake mushrooms and tonka bean foam. Tegan’s Dad ordered a starter of the Northumberland corned beef hash with home-made ketchup and truffle egg. I got to try everyone’s and they were all sensational. The beef was the show-stopper for me though. It was incredibly tender and the mushroom and truffle puree was beyond beautiful. I ordered the New Moore Farm veal loin with parsley root, grapes, walnuts and watercress. The veal was lovely and pink and just melted in the mouth. As well as being whole roasted parsnip’s there was a smooth and creamy parsnip puree. The grapes tasted like they’d been soaked in wine and lots of it and the walnuts gave the dish a flavourful crunch. Café 21 serves walnuts with a venison dish of theirs and it’s amazing. It’s good to see walnuts being used in savoury dishes, not just sweet. The jus was beautifully rich which coincided with the richness of the veal.
After ordering pudding a pre-dessert of lemon and chocolate cheesecake appeared which was served in a shot glass. This got my sweet taste buds racing big style!
For pudding we all ordered different things … heaven! I got to try practically the whole sweet menu. Tegan ordered the milk chocolate, salted caramel and banana sphere which was like the pudding I had at Simpsons in Birmingham. The waiter pours hot sauce over what looks like a solid sphere and the outside just melts away. Laurence ordered the Valrhona chocolate and praline millefeuille with bitter chocolate sorbet and chocolate fondant soufflé. His dessert was a chocoholic’s ecstasy. Anne ordered the baked vanilla custard with fresh blackberries, blackberry soda and hazelnut ice-cream. Caroline ordered the caramelised bread and butter pudding with salted caramel and vanilla ice-cream which was gorgeously moist. Rhydian ordered 5 cheeses from the trolley. Jealous is how I would describe my feelings at this point. As much as I love my cheese, and boy do I love it, I will only have cheese if nothing else on the sweet menu appeals to me and that’s a very rare occurrence. If I have cheese I have it after my sweet. It was excruciatingly painful to watch him choose and eat his cheese. However, my pudding was dazzling and I forgot all about the cheese situation. I ordered the iced lemon and honey parfait (surprise, surprise) with honey comb, lemon sponge and parsnip ice-cream. It was the parsnip ice-cream that sold it for me. The parfait came in the form of a cone which added a nice element to the dessert in terms of presentation. The parsnip ice-cream was amazing as you could really taste the parsnip. My only criticism was that there wasn’t enough of it. I loved the way the lemon sponge, honey comb and pieces of pure honey scattered the plate. All these elements created different textures within the dish as well as complementing the flavours in the parfait itself.
After dessert a stunning chocolate birthday cake, made by the restaurant, was presented to Tegan. However, after five delightful courses we were all to full to have a slice so it was boxed up and we took it home. I had a piece the next day and god it was yummy cake. Like really really really yummy! It was a triple layered dark chocolate cake with two layers of light chocolate mousse in-between the layers of sponge and the whole cake was covered in dark chocolate ganache. It was just incredible but very addictive! I ate it for my lunch for about four days after.
The food at Jesmond Dene House Hotel didn’t disappoint. The service dissolved towards the end when we were the only table left in the restaurant. Our coffees took what seemed like an age to come. However, overall it was a very pleasant experience and Tegan had a wonderful evening which was the most important thing. The A la Carte menu is expensive but I’d say it’s worth trying at least once. Their House Menu is very reasonable at £25 for two courses and £28 for three courses. This is the menu Caroline ordered off and the food was just as good. If you’re celebrating something special push the boat out and go to Jesmond Dene House Hotel.